Clusterenfluckulator

About US

The future is here.

From IoT to IIoT to I-I-I-IIoT (innovative, immersive, integrative, imagineered, internet of things), we are surrounded by embedded devices that support a range of applications, including aerospace defense, power grid protection, automated robotic systems for milking cows, and tamagotchis.

We have been seeking to capitalize on this burgeoning wave of industrial automation. To do so, we designed an embedded system so powerful, so exhaustively complicated that we lacked the ability to even develop it, at one point. After years of multi-billion-dollar R&D, we outsourced the development to create what is now officially known across the world as the Clusterenfluckulator (Version 1.3.37). Thanks to years of taxpayer money and brilliant outsourced labor, we have achieved near perfection in industrial automation.

Team

At Clusterenflucklator, we are all about building teams, harnessing talent, and unleashing potential. We believe in stacking hands together to produce synergy and for teams to be physically touching for ultimate collaboration. We take pieces of a problem and put them together as a team to solve puzzles and achieve greatness.

	Alexander James Applebaum, CEO Alexander is a former NASA janitor. In that position, he received hands-on experience with cutting-edge technology such central vacuum cleaners and automated Febreeze distributors. He has deep experience managing a highly messsy environment.
Lindsay Pickering, CTO Lindsay started a very successful offshore development enterprise on North Sentinel island, in the bay of Bengal. Although shortlived, she counted some of the most advanced technology companies among her clients, such as Swiffer and Ajax. Lindsay met Alex when she outsourced consulting for a messy situation.
	Chadwick Flutterby, CMO Chadwick was a successful entrepreneur in the counterfeit cleaning supplies market. He scammed Alexander over and over again until he realized there was potential for partnership.
Kimberly Maria Hyun, CFO After making off with millions from a former employer, Kimberly relocated to the Cayman Islands where she oversees the financial well-being of the company (and herself).

Alexander James Applebaum, CEO

Alexander is a former NASA janitor. In that position, he received hands-on experience with cutting-edge technology such central vacuum cleaners and automated Febreeze distributors. He has deep experience managing a highly messsy environment.

Lindsay Pickering, CTO

Lindsay started a very successful offshore development enterprise on North Sentinel island, in the bay of Bengal. Although shortlived, she counted some of the most advanced technology companies among her clients, such as Swiffer and Ajax. Lindsay met Alex when she outsourced consulting for a messy situation.

Chadwick Flutterby, CMO

Chadwick was a successful entrepreneur in the counterfeit cleaning supplies market. He scammed Alexander over and over again until he realized there was potential for partnership.

Kimberly Maria Hyun, CFO

After making off with millions from a former employer, Kimberly relocated to the Cayman Islands where she oversees the financial well-being of the company (and herself).

Careers

If you are looking to roll up your sleeves and break down complex problems with whiteboards, then this is where you want to be. At Clusterenfluckulator, we help you develop your professional self. Please see our parent organization’s site for more information:

Contact our Parent Company for more

QA Testing

Unfortunately, we now face a problem. The Clusterenfluckulator (Version 1.3.37) is functioning inadequately and the Nuclear Power Plant is suffering from decay. We’ve traced the technical bugs and still cannot determine what is wrong. So, we are turning back to the open world to tap the minds of the most brilliant engineers on the planet.

Make Clusterenfluckulator Work. Make Plant Happy. Make Planet Safe.

Your challenge awaits…